dianne feinstein

A Senator who thinks that an assault weapons ban will protect the people of the United States, while studies have proven the exact opposite. Has failed on multiple occasions to pass her one bill.

Dianne Feinstein thinks that assault weapons are evil satanic guns that only kill people and are only good enough for our fighting men and women overseas

by sensibleAmerican January 1, 2014

Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion

Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.

by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009

feinding

when you want something so much you will do anything to get it

I was feinding for some fries but all the fast food joints were closed so i broke in and cooked up a batch, the police arrested me but it was worth it.

by Taseko August 21, 2007

feline telepathy

The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.

"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."

by yes juanito yes October 15, 2014

feline maneuver

A slip, mistake, or unintentional move, followed through with confidence and panache as if it were intended all along. Cats are masters of this: a cat might leap and miss, then calmly look at you as if to say "Yeah, I meant to do that."

"What's the band doing? That's weird... and interesting!"
"I've never heard them play it that way before; maybe it's a feline maneuver."
"Think they'll do it that way on the CD?"

by Grinning Cat January 6, 2008

Feinerman

A man who is literally the finer of men. A large penis and long hanging testicles make him more of a horse than man, however his sense of humor and witty banter effectively make him a great man. His one liners and puns mixed with his ability to get any girl can produce instant orgasms among ladies simply by walking by.

(Girl) Holy crap, I just orgasmed, that must've been a feinerman!!!

by Clark J February 7, 2009

febina

The name of a young female Indian with dark hair brown kin and dark neon eyes ,who is loyal smart brave kind and will always be there for you no matter what. She will always give you great advice and you will never feel alone when you’re next to her. She’s one of those people that’s you always wanna be around cause of her positive attitude. She’s beautiful smart and sophisticated. Febina is a unique name for a unique person. You always wanna have a friend like her and you never wanna make her sad, her positivity inspires you to be happy and makes you feel more relaxed. You can trust her with anything cause she’s not that type of person who would tell everyone. She cares a lot about people but she sometimes hides her in insecurities through jokes but she’s stilll amazing

Febina is hella valid and beautiful and you’re never gonna find someone else like her

I saw Febina and she is amazing

by Emily O’Connor January 27, 2019