FetFingers

Funny Human Streamer

Person 1 : Yo is that FetFingers

Person 2 : The streamer?
FetFingers: What an idiot

by anonymous December 16, 2021

Dick Fitting

A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.

Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?

Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.

Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!

Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.

by The Rockit April 27, 2010

fretting elephant

When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.

Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.

by The Russians June 21, 2011

fettig

Man short on stature, conversation and motivation. Bums around life and takes what is given. Known to eat burgers and cherry coke and has a hankering for longhorn chew.

Man that Fettig is on a roll doing nothing. How'd he get the job? Oh, he is a Fettig.

by Yo Boss October 22, 2014

festingos

n. Stop n Shop brand tortilla chips.

looking for the authentic tase of real mexican resaurant quality tortilla chips? festingos tortilla chips combine classic south of the border corn crunch with delicious salsa dippability for a genuinely tasty snacking experience.

by betty ford May 20, 2005

fexting

Fucking while texting. Get it? Good! Now try it. You'll like it. Just don't put it in the wrong hole. If there is such a thing.

My girlfriend and I were fexting last night. I'm not sure who she was fexting tho... it wasn't me... is that a problem?

by Yagotta B. Kiddin February 14, 2013

fettling

giving something a good clean. (yorkshire/northern english)
not to be confused with furtling, which is something else altogether.

by 'eck, t'back parlour were filthy. It looks reet gradely now i've gi'n it a good fettling.

by juliebtw October 15, 2005