Fappy Fettuccine is the process of having fettuccine and using it jerk off your dick and then feed it to your partner
by EthanTheFapGod February 12, 2018
Get the fappy fettuccine mug.Prominent Italian chef, and youngest son of former Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. Was the original inspiration for, and currently shares a name with, the pasta fettuccine. Also a key player in the historical nomenclature of associated dish fettuccine alfredo. Twin brother of magician Zucchini Mussolini.
Greg: Mmmmm I love this authentic fettucine alredo pasta dish - thanks Olive Garden!
Waitress: You're welcome! Did you know that dish is named after the famous Italian pasta chef Fettuccine Mussolini?
Greg: Is he related to the magician or the facist dictator?
Waitress: Both!
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Waitress: You're welcome! Did you know that dish is named after the famous Italian pasta chef Fettuccine Mussolini?
Greg: Is he related to the magician or the facist dictator?
Waitress: Both!
Definition brought to you by Olive Garden.
by Merriam W. October 31, 2018
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Italian that takes their Italian heritage a little too seriously. Usually the person is 5 - 25% Italian so it makes no sense.
Look at the fettuccine fucker, he lives in Russia and is Asian but he reps that 2% Italian heritage like it's the only thing that matters
by mstrb8r October 13, 2020
Get the fettuccine fucker mug.Looking for evidence by going undercover inside a woman's vagina that you wouldn't otherwise go into.
My friend wanted to know if his woman was cheating on him, so I fettucine-in-a-taco-ed her to find out.
by Beta Fippel December 30, 2008
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by Murphizzle McGrizzle November 9, 2003
Get the fettucine mug.When you go to a grave yard when extremely hungry but have no money and dig up a grave and with a sledgehammer, slam the abdomen, and the contents that spew out the crouch region that look like Fettuccine Alfredo are feasted upon yourself and/or friends you brought along as a meal to satisfy your extreme hunger.
You: Bro I am so fucking hungry right now but I blew all my money on that blow.
Friend: That’s alright, let’s just go to the graveyard and get some budge Fettuccine Alfredo
You: Good idea, it’s been a long time since I’ve had some budget Fettuccine Alfredo.
Friend: That’s alright, let’s just go to the graveyard and get some budge Fettuccine Alfredo
You: Good idea, it’s been a long time since I’ve had some budget Fettuccine Alfredo.
by TriggerFuel April 21, 2019
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