Fester

Unethical lyin' ass bitch.
Last name is Santorum

Fester needs his punk-ass jaw broke.

by Cleotis May 2, 2005

Fester

One of the most disgusting yet disturbingly erotic stories you'll ever read on the internet. You can usually find it on pastebin.ca or 4chan's /b/, rarely though.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you read that story online called "Fester"?

Guy 2: Yeah, that shit was disgusting! I got a boner, though.

Guy 1: You sick fuck!

by -Ninja_Jesus- July 12, 2009

Fester

1. A name givin to a Kid whos mom is Known for Molesting Little kids in a hot Tub.
2. Fes..Fes..Fes..FestorIouS

Fester U Faggot! Go molest sumting!

by Daddy March 4, 2003

Fester

Brittish Slang term for a european Ford Fiesta.

Awesome big bore pipe on that Fester.

by Nick December 6, 2004

festerment

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects

Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)

by Stephen M. December 31, 2004

festered

If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.

Dylan was so festered last night, he chased his tequila with a bite of mac n cheese.

by GlazedEyeGal February 6, 2019

festering

1. to sit around and become fat and lazy. 2. usually a tendency of potheads. 3. also known as dark festering if the lights are off.

all they ever do is smoke weed and dark fester!
caitlin is festering.

by megzsexy8888 October 31, 2007