ferpes

herpes contracted from a friend

Hey, aren't you going out with Rob?
No, we're just friends with benefits... at least we were until he gave me ferpes.

by Tanequia Jones April 3, 2009

Ferpes

An extremely contagious, incurable type of blisters on the feet that look like herpes. Ferpes is accquired by taking your shoes off in public while not wearing socks, or touching the feet of a person who has ferpes. In extreme cases, you can catch ferpes by just looking at the feet of a person with ferpes.

As Megan took her shoes off in history class and wrapped her feet around the desk poles, the class was traumatized by the view of her festering ferpes.

by Grace O. December 9, 2008

Ferpes

n. A virus caused by the foot of someone kicking or playfully attacking you with their feet especially when the person getting "ferpeed" does not like it in any way, shape, or form.

"EW, AVA STOP! You're giving me ferpes!!"

by Sosothehoho August 8, 2017

Ferpes

Furries with herpes (furry herpes)

Person: You got ferpes? I’m surprised you even managed to get laid

Furry:…

by :/- November 26, 2022

Ferniest

When someone does or says something Fernie would.

Kaleb: How was your night with Makayla?

Fernie: It was amazing, I made her kneel and refer to me as Fidel Castro, before I gave her my supreme burrito.

Kaleb: Wow, that's so Fernie! The Ferniest!

by Lil'Linguine June 21, 2023

Kitsap Fast Ferries

The best mode of transit on the entire west coast.

"Let's take Kitsap Fast Ferries to Seattle"

by seattleResident February 23, 2023