Ferpes

The disease one gets from wearing bowling shoes without socks.

Jamie developed a bad case of ferpes Saturday night when she threw caution to the wind. She carelessly neglected the needed barrier between her feet and the biological bedlam that was her size fives

by Wmfields2787 January 18, 2013

ferpes

Herpes, on your face.

I would totally make out with a really hot girl at the supermarket, unless she had ferpes.

by BongMan7 June 11, 2006

ferp

a penis fully covered in hair

i heard that your sister tried to blow the wolfman and all she got was a hair ball from his ferp

by anti chode June 9, 2005

ferp

A penis fully covered in hair

i heard your sister tried to blow the wolf man but she got a hair ball from his ferp

by 2XM June 9, 2005

ferpes

herpes contracted from a friend

Hey, aren't you going out with Rob?
No, we're just friends with benefits... at least we were until he gave me ferpes.

by Tanequia Jones April 3, 2009

Circle Ferp

When a circle of girls masturbate themselves or each other

Makenge: Hey did you hear about the circle ferp tonight?
Nikki: Yeah it sounds intense
Peter: That's sweet I want in

by makenge September 30, 2012

Purple Ferp

A purple dinosaur. Usually seen after dark.

Barnie is a big juicy Purple Ferp.

by Baconator69 June 24, 2011