Felixstowe

1. The only town in Britain to look at Ipswich with envy.

2. Nothing really happens, except pretentious 14-year-old chav wannabees bunk off school.

3. Big port. Without it, lots of British people would probably die.

1. "Yeah, I took the train to Ipswich on Saturday."

2. "Fuck u bruv, I is well gonna merc u up!"

3. I can see Felixstowe's port from my window.

by liastd September 4, 2006

Felixstowe

Felixtowe is a town filled to the brim with chavs and ‘fish people’

Truly is a town that you never leave, everyone born there manages to somehow never leave

‘Bruv I’m from felixstowe innit’

‘Wanna go maccys to join the chavvy Felixstowe academy kids’

by Youreanass27 September 28, 2019

FelixSyndrome

1. Inability to take advantage of a successfully sure thing

2. A crippling disease where the patient is unaware of a positive outcome in there favour.

Felix didnt go over to the drunk, horny girl's house where she was all alone because he didnt know what she meant when she told him " I want you to do me" - FelixSyndrome

Felix decline free movie tickets because he didnt know the times of the movies or which movie to see. Another case of FelixSyndrome

by Karm Ciagar March 4, 2009

Patrick Of Felixstowe

One of the many tramps in our world, Patrick resides on the streets of Felixstowe, a small town belonging to Chavs and O.A.Ps.
Patrick is not a rare sighting, you may spot him on the local bus service, at the Triangle (centre of the town) or strolling along the promenade.
He is often seen talking to himself but is perfectly sane...

The Triangle Patrick Felixstowe Tramp Tramp Of Felixstowe Patrick Of Felixstowe

by jmajorlike May 7, 2009

felixismybias

felixismybias is the best tiktoker one earth. they are everyone’s #1 bestie if you don’t follow her on tiktok.....what are you even doing with your life? n e wayz stan felixismybias

felixismybias is the best and you should follow her on tiktok

by idolsstrongscalps December 21, 2020

felixs_dead_pet_rat3347

felixs_dead_pet_rat3347 is a tiktok user who is quite amazing and funny and they are my rat mother <3

"felixs_dead_pet_rat3347 is really cool!"-some random fan idk

by OtisTheToeStealer May 24, 2022

felixstowe

A place full of Chavs, chav shops and a general shit hole on the East of Suffolk. Has a major international port. Used to be a big holiday resort town. By the beach.

i cum from flixsto init

You Chav.

Felixstowe is full of chavs, it's chav breeding zone!

by Alecstacy August 5, 2006