Butt Feathers

Pubic hair in and around your ass hole

My ass hole feels so weird I got shave my butt feathers

by The jelly man February 8, 2015

Butt feathers

When your butt hairs stick together because of some feces stuck up in their so it forms a feather

I need to take a long hot shower to tear apart these butt feathers

by Notsnhojnamtuo December 11, 2012

taint feathers

The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"

After he saw all the taint feathers on the floor he knew he had to shit somewhere else.

by Mr. Phish2 June 16, 2017

horse feathers

Makes no sence.
originated in the 1920-30's

(ex. Thats horse feathers)

by eep.. May 13, 2005

Spitting-feathers

i) To be very thirsty, usually for a nice cup of tea (or cuppa).

- A metaphor for the mouth being so dry it feels like it's full of feathers.

ii) To be very angry - foaming at the mouth.

- With the flecks of saliva flying from the mouth (when enraged) being likened to feathers.

i) Aw man, after swigging that salt I'm spitting-feathers. You want a cuppa?

ii) You should have seen him - he was spitting-feathers. I only stroked his beard once.

by Cumberpatch September 6, 2006

captain feathersword

Captain Feathersword is a friendly pirate who has a feather for a sword, which he uses to tickle everyone--especially the wiggles. His pirate ship is called the "SS Feathersword" and he has a crew of friendly pirates who blow him dwn whenever he says "blow me down". He has magical pirate buttons that make him sing in different ways. He also likes to dance and eat chocolate cake. He is not gay like all the other definitions of him on urban dictionary say and he does not have anything to do with gayness.

Captain Feathersword: "Ahoy there me hearties!"
Friendly pirate crew: "Ahoy there Captain Feathersword"

by princessjess October 20, 2006

birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes

The phrase birds of feathers flock together is not the full phrase. It means your ‘friends’ fake ones will be friend with you until the cat something bad comes. So choose your friends wisely!

Birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes being defined by prof fucked up my mind.

by AzDan April 22, 2018