Festie Wife

A woman you meet then become intimate with for the duration of a weekend camping music festival.

Brah, I just saw Andromeda, my festie wife from Bonaroo 2011; we spent more time in my tent than seeing shows for fours days.

by scamper May 28, 2020

Festie

A fake bestie, someone who once was your best friend but then showed that they are a fake bitch

“Julia is turning into my festie, did you hear what she said about me?”

by feefee123321 December 8, 2018

feasties

When you're sick all of the time and your body begins to eat itself. Also known as a "suicidal cannibal", because a body's GOT to eat!

Justin has feasties ...FEASTIES!

by JonJamDanFETUSpoledConway September 24, 2005

festie

Disgusting, Moldy, Filthy, Horrible ... Think about the adjective to Festering ... That would be festie and or fest. It is imperitive that this word end in an "ie" and not a "y" to embody the full effect of FESTIENESS ...

Clean the FESTIE dishes ... Your shoes smell like FEST ... That FESTIE guy is hitting on her ... Festering in ones own FEST ...

by Linnie and Brad I.D.M. August 5, 2003

festies

fake besties

Danielle; hey see that kid over there?
Eddie;Yeah why?
Danielle;he's one of my festies

by eddyarias September 24, 2011

festied

Fucked up

Wow bil is festied

by Silvito April 6, 2017

Festievial

Travis Scott tryna kill us all wit dis new album

Festievial

by Axctivist July 27, 2023