February 17th

National hit a kid day

Person: Damn that kid is so annoying!
Smart person: I know, good thing it’s February 17th.
Person: what’s that?
Smart person: it’s the day where you can hit a kid and it’s okay.
-the kid gets absolutely clapped-

by Space.Frogg February 17, 2022

February 17th

National Nickandballs Day

Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: February 17th. Why?
Person 1: It’s National Nickandballs Day!!

by heapingpileofspaghetti February 17, 2021

February 17th

February 17 a day for segs and lots of love

It's February 17th let's get busy

by Hazzzzaaa December 03, 2020

february 17th

Anyone born on February 17th is without a doubt the coolest person you know.

Person 1: "Dude, did you know that guy back there was born on February 17th?"
Person 2: "Well duh, it was obvious once I realized how cool they were."

by MooseLad October 16, 2019

february 17th

Ahhhh February 17th the night where men and women around the world have the best night of their lives! Becoming non-pure!

Mann, February 17th was the greatest night of my life.

by Moofypoof October 15, 2019

17th February

17th of February national hug every last one of your friends day

Person: wanna hug?
Another person: why?
Person: it’s 17th February

Another person: sure!

You see Kylie over there, I’m gonna hug her today because it’s 17th February

by Jimjamwayfers November 22, 2020

February 17th

On February 17 bully anyone named Max

Person 1: hey guess what today is!

Person 2: February 17th!

Max: oh no

by Idiotery September 12, 2020