Tumblr Fakemous

Tumblr Fakemous people are those who promise to make other Tumblr users "famous" through some sort of deceptive promotion. This promotion serves only to make THEM famous, not the other users. The fame they achieve has nothing to do with their blog quality, who they are, their appearance, or anything else. They achieve massive Follower numbers only by promising to make other Tumblr members famous, getting them to Reblog fake Promos and using viral schemes to rack up massive followers.
It is EASY to tell who is Tumblr Fakemous. Anyone who posts a Promo that says "REBLOG" or "Click Yes" or "No Likes - reblogs only". If it says these things, it is a FAKE SCAM run by a Tumblr Fakemous person.

Here are two Tumblr Fakemous examples I have seen recently (there are many every day):

naturallybrunete: "Wanna Be Famous? Reblog This, click the image and click YES!"

(does nothing whatsoever except give the fakemous person another Follower... and you reblogged it so they can get a thousand MORE followers... you damn sucker hahaha)

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int0xication: "Want Me (tumblr famous person) To Follow You and make you famous? Click Here and Click Yes!"

(okay so he just got another Follower, oh and just because you WANT him to Follow you and make you famous, doesn't mean he'll do it - joke's on you sucker! hahaha)

by fakes_are_failures August 9, 2012

fakeminist

Girl that wears feminist t-shirts and says "everybody should be a feminist" on instagram but has no fucking idea of what does that mean and has never done anything for female rights

x: Hey I like your feminist t-shirt, are u a feminist?
y: Hahah what the fuck is feminist
x: Ugh u r such a fakeminist

by icube June 19, 2017

Guy Fawkes

The only man to enter Parliament with honest intentions.

And they burn his effigy for it. When Palestinians burn effigies of Bush, the media call it "barbarism". It's not even as if Britain was a fucking democracy at the time!

Real lesson of Guy Fawkes: watch out for snitches.

by Andy April 21, 2004

Fakemaster

To be knowledgeable about reps. A master in horological fakery. A scam hater. A member advocate.

You are a Fakemaster.

by PaulieS August 6, 2008

fakemacian

A person that acts Jamaican but is not

That honkey is a fakemacian

by Mamaleezard March 15, 2015

fawkes

Fawkes is Dumbledores pet phoenix in the Harry Potter series. Fawkes is the 2nd known thing to survive the Avada Kedavra curse.
Fawkes is loyal to Dumbledore and Dumbledore only.

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Fawkes is also 'Guy Fawkes', the famous man who is responsible for the Gun Powder plot and which many people celebrate in Britain on November the 5th, bonfire night.

Fawkes swallowed the Avada Kedavra curse conjured by Voldemort in the Ministry of Magic enterance hall.

by Vorhees July 31, 2006

MAWTHER FAWKERS

BIG GODDAMN MOTHS WITH HAIR THAT BOMB AT YOUR DOME WHILE TRYING TO DRINK YO BEEYA IN VEGAS AT THE CIRCLE BAR!!

OH EM G! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO TO MAKE LIKE A CHAIR FOR EB, AND THESE MAWTHER FAWKERS KEPT KAMIKAZEE'ING INTO ME!!....GODDAMN MAWTHER FAWKERS!!

I STOMPED THE MAWTHER FAWKING SHIT OUT OF THEM OVER AND OVER.

by KYLEBEAR June 30, 2009