fauxphisticated

Those who know absolutly nothing about the world they live in yet think that they are the end all of worldly knowlage.
sophomoric intelectual pretentousliberial

The population of lower Mannhattan is becoming more fauxphisticated every day.

by A.J. HOFFMAN July 30, 2007

Fartistic

One who is capable of wide ranges of flatchulence.

Karl - "My god man, was that Donny farting in the kitchen?"
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."

by Chiggy Tha Rippa June 13, 2010

Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

fauxtification

The decorator that is applied to the app logo in the browser tab that is intended to indicate that there is a new message that requires your attention when in fact there is nothing new to see.

I was suddently distracted by this red dot next to the application icon in another tab. I was hoping that it would be something really important, but it turned out to be nothing more than a fauxtification.

by No Whey November 25, 2019

Fruitistical

When something is silly, stupid, annoying, anything you don't like, it's Fruitistical.

Mom: You should wear your red shirt today! It looks so nice on you!

Kid: No mom that shirt is just Fruitistical!

by Birdmamma December 15, 2010

auxtistic

any person who plays horrible music when given the aux cord in the car

I hate when Joe gets control of the music in the car. He's definitely auxtistic.

by jesúscrust June 3, 2016

Fantistic

Basing things on a fantasy..

Fantistic... Believing in fantasy as real life experiences. Basing your beliefs on fanasty.

Thinking I can have the same life as Cinderella..
I'm not optimistic or realistic. I'm fantistic. Believing my life can be a fairy tale.

by Unicorn Skittles September 7, 2019