Fauxstian is the combination of Faux (which is a fancy french word for false/fake) + Christian.
A person who claims to be a Christian but whose actions go against true Christian teachings and would make Jesus - both baby Jesus and adult Jesus - cry.
When Jesus HIMSELF would not approve of the evil shenanigans of a self-professed Christian - that's a fauxstian.
A person who claims to be a Christian but whose actions go against true Christian teachings and would make Jesus - both baby Jesus and adult Jesus - cry.
When Jesus HIMSELF would not approve of the evil shenanigans of a self-professed Christian - that's a fauxstian.
Person 1: Did you hear about the teachers at the Christian school who bullied a 10 year old for being Canadian?
Person 2: I saw that in the news! Where's the love that Jesus preached? Remind me to never send my kid to that Fauxstian school!
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Guy 1: Why does he have so much hate in his heart?
Guy 2: I know - and he does it all in Jesus' name. Jesus would not approve of this ish.
Guy 1: He gives us Christians a bad name.
Guy 2: He's not a Christian - He's a fauxstian!
Guy 1: Let us pray!
Guy 2: OK!
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Bridesmaid 1: Why is the maid of honor being mean to me?
Bridesmaid 2: Oh, she hates you because you're (Insert random reason here).
Bridesmaid 1: I don't... how in the... but it's 2013. Doesn't she know by now that (Insert random explanation here)? I thought with her being so vocal about being a Good Christian, she'd be a more loving person.
Bridesmaid 2: Hey, preaching to the choir here! Hey, don't let her get you down. She's a fauxstian, not a Christian. The fact that she hates anyone for anything would make Baby Jesus cry.
Person 2: I saw that in the news! Where's the love that Jesus preached? Remind me to never send my kid to that Fauxstian school!
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Guy 1: Why does he have so much hate in his heart?
Guy 2: I know - and he does it all in Jesus' name. Jesus would not approve of this ish.
Guy 1: He gives us Christians a bad name.
Guy 2: He's not a Christian - He's a fauxstian!
Guy 1: Let us pray!
Guy 2: OK!
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Bridesmaid 1: Why is the maid of honor being mean to me?
Bridesmaid 2: Oh, she hates you because you're (Insert random reason here).
Bridesmaid 1: I don't... how in the... but it's 2013. Doesn't she know by now that (Insert random explanation here)? I thought with her being so vocal about being a Good Christian, she'd be a more loving person.
Bridesmaid 2: Hey, preaching to the choir here! Hey, don't let her get you down. She's a fauxstian, not a Christian. The fact that she hates anyone for anything would make Baby Jesus cry.
by Jellobelle June 17, 2013
Get the Fauxstian mug.Noun, fashion that is very distasteful, ugly, pretentious, or otherwise unlikeable, but is defended by a very self-righteous crowd of posers.
by Drakeblood4 July 20, 2011
Get the fauxshion mug.The act of using an electronic cigarette to imitate smoking a real one. Usually used in areas where smoking is prohibited.
"Hey, that guy just brought a cigarette inside! It's that illegal?"
"Nah, it's one of those electronic cigarettes, he's just fauxking."
"Nah, it's one of those electronic cigarettes, he's just fauxking."
by Melanie T January 7, 2009
Get the fauxking mug.1. What appears to be an animal killed by being struck by a motor vehicle but is not. Usually a piece a rag, wad of paper, or clump of mud.
2. Slang One that has apparently failed or been defeated but is still worthy of consideration
2. Slang One that has apparently failed or been defeated but is still worthy of consideration
by Dr. Majik January 19, 2010
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A friendship possessing philia and Eros behavior.
A friendship possessing philia and Eros behavior.
by Honest Tony June 19, 2022
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Hey, want to go grab some lunch Chet?
Fo'shizzle!
Uh huh. Enough of the fauxshizzle jackass, thats so 2002.
huh?
Fo'shizzle!
Uh huh. Enough of the fauxshizzle jackass, thats so 2002.
huh?
by Bob Goatu October 28, 2008
Get the Fauxshizzle mug.A person that does not live in the Park Cities, but likes to claim that they do by association or that they live just outside the Park Cities.
BLANK is a senior at Plano West Senior High School. But she says she lives in
Dallas, close to University Park (kindasorta), Texas
How is West Plano kindasorta near University Park? If she doesn’t feel comfortable just saying she lives in Plano it might be more accurate to say, “I live kindasorta close to Frisco, Allen and The Colony.” She's not a Parkie, she's a fauxrkie!
Dallas, close to University Park (kindasorta), Texas
How is West Plano kindasorta near University Park? If she doesn’t feel comfortable just saying she lives in Plano it might be more accurate to say, “I live kindasorta close to Frisco, Allen and The Colony.” She's not a Parkie, she's a fauxrkie!
by Parkie BFF October 21, 2007
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