Faucing

The act of a non prominent individual becoming the source of information for a short time then dragging it out for a long period of time for the soul purpose of attention.

Hey Man why is everyone talking to that nerd Anthony

Anthony was the only one that saw the school fight

Fuck Anthony that kid is Faucing, he just likes the attention.

by holy guacomole March 22, 2021

Pad Launching

1. When a girl starts her period.

2. When Apple starts selling an awesome new version of the iPad.

Katy: I'm not too excited about the next four days, pad launching is tomorrow.
Matt: Oh... I'm sorry... I can't imagine how that must feel... do you get bad cramps or something?
Katy: Umm... we'll just be pretty busy at the Apple Store all weekend.
*awkward silence*
Matt: Wait, did you say "pad launching?"
Katy: Yeah, the new iPad 2 goes on sale tomorrow.
Matt: *facepalm*

by mathewmatic March 27, 2011

Dick Frenching

The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.

Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.

Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?

by hyperbeam! October 7, 2009

frenching

NO! it's not just shoving your tounge down thier throat, you have to massage thier tounge with yours while they massage yours with thiers. This comes much more natural then you would think. If done for more than 2 minutes, it's considered "Making Out".

Damn that was a good kiss. I love frenching my girlfriend.

by Jim Flinch February 15, 2004

flauncing

A combination of flaunting and flossing, i.e., showing off.

Jodi: Ooh man, Bill just got his wallet tooken.

Piglet: That's what he gets for flauncing.

by Cutty Pipe April 3, 2009

Grenade Launching

Grenade launching is the art of convincing a "grenade" that one of your friends (who is really drunk at the time) thinks she is cute. You then proceed to try and set the two up so that your friend ends up "pounding" a grenade.

Last night this grenade would not leave me alone so I ended up grenade launching Sparky and he ended up pounding a grenade again.

by witekastle September 28, 2010

launching pads

A slang term for Kotex maxi pads.

Karen: It's that time of the month again. I need to buy some pocket rockets and launching pads.

by AEI December 29, 2008