fat nap

taking an unexpected nap and waking up not knowing what day it is

just took a fat nap to the face and i feel like a million bucks, let’s get it tonight

by solman October 14, 2017

fantapillacupism

The act of peeing in a cup while someones not looking then watching them drink it.

"ahhh dude what's with the fantapillacupism that tasted nasty!!"

by TheCatInTheHat234 January 23, 2009

Fapnap

nap taken due to exhaustion following a session of furious masturbation

hey whats vinay up to?
im pretty sure he's taking a fapnap.

by imfromcanadpombe August 3, 2009

Fanaphobia

General irrational fear of ceiling fans, or of having one fall on you.

My office has a ceiling fan, but because of my fananphobia, I can't go into that room.
I have fanaphobia, which means I'm irrationally terrified of ceiling fans.

by fluffycartoons October 13, 2015

fanapalgated

used to describe one's state of extreme highness, usually caused by high doses of marijuana inhalation and/or consumption.

After a long period of silence, Jeremy said "I feel so fanapalgated," at which point he let out a long uncontrolled burst of laughter.

by Go SHARKS August 15, 2006

fapnap

falling asleep immediately after masturbation.

Johnny said to Tyler. I'm so horny and tired. I can't wait to get home and take a fapnap.

by stillhours May 14, 2016

fatnip

Some unlucky guy who is considered the catnip for fat chicks. Obesity chases him as if he were chocolate cheesecake.

Those bitches smelled fatnip the second that they walked in and plowed right through us to get to my poor boy Steve.

by HFP March 18, 2007