fatback chopper

Cleaving the buttocks in twain. Similar to a danza slap right along the buttcrack.

The bitch didn't like it in the ass so I had to teach her what's what with a Fatback Chopper.

by BUNNe's Sister, BUNNe, and an honorable mention to Wotan July 28, 2008

Fatwagger

Basically a person who waggs school for the sake of eating, going out to eat, and feeding their needs.

You are such a fatwagger you bailed out on maths for cupcakes!

by Jia loves you! August 20, 2009

Fatball

A sport played in the USA. One of the few existing sports where obesity is required to play. Primarily played by fat men. The object of the game is to get in as many sex positions as you can with your fellow male opponent within 11 minutes, and give Budweiser an excuse to show beer ads for an hour, while fooling viewers into thinking the real objective is to touch the ball down in a designated area of the field in 60 minutes. So boring and gay it cannot be played outside the USA, because people of other nationalities do not have the required qualities, i.e. short attention spans, weak bladders and outright homosexuality, to watch two seconds of it without puking and running out of their houses with wet towels on their heads, shouting,"That's(expletive) gay!"

52% of fatball viewers prefer watching Budweiser ads than the sport itself. gayball queerball fagball

by RedEdSaid July 20, 2010

Fagbag

Insult to use on a gay guy when he's being rude as hell

Dude stop being such a "fagbag" and keep your opinions to yourself.

by CrustyCritter February 22, 2017

fagbagster

A new species originating in Asia of straight "men" who attempt to look as gay as possible, complete with frosted tips, eyeliner, and scarves tied around their necks even in tropical weather. Combining the fashion sense of hipsters with the self absorbtion of doucebags, the fagbagster is often seen in the company of hot Asian women who are dying inside for a real man who spends less time in front of a mirror than they do.

Look at that hot chick over there looking bored to tears with her fagbagster boyfriend.

by BorisSDT August 7, 2011

fartbag

A one piece ski suit with excellent fart holding properties.

Each fambly member donned a fartbag for a special day of fun on the slopes.

by Slarty Bartfast February 28, 2008

Fatbagger

A fatbagger is a bargain hunter buying large amounts of products (often expensive brands and products) when they are on sale. From the meaning of filling a big shopping bag with products making the bag a fat bag.

As a real fatbagger he enjoyed shopping big when the price was right

by Syl Sammy October 23, 2015