Fanta Sea

When you're caught in a landslide, and there's no escape from reality.

Is this the real life?

No man, this is just Fanta sea!

by The1andonly92 May 20, 2013

European Fanta

The type of Fanta that they only sell in Europe. Unlike its American counterpart its not your run of the mill orange soda. It is completely unique to itself and delicious. Not to mention way better tasting.

Person 1: Hey you want some Fanta?

Person 2: No I only like European Fanta.

Person 1: What's the difference?

Person 2: It's better than this American crap/

by EuroFantaisbetter August 11, 2009

fagstacles

People, places, things, or events that get in one's way which are gay; either literally or figuratively.

There exist many fagstacles along the road of life.

by HomegirlBooty March 31, 2023

Dirty fanta

Fanta mixed with cough syrup - codeine
Variation of lean

"Yo Jim, send that dirty fanta this way"

by Where's my urethra February 21, 2019

Fanta

Fanta is a beautiful person who loves to make people laugh and enjoy themselves. Always happy and optimistic. But if you make her mad all hell will break loose. Loves her friends and protects her family. Very smart and beautiful. Also has a smart mouth and very confident. Is to her self but if shes close to you shes very goofy. Many people describe her as chill,goofy,funny,nice,sweet and likeable.

Fanta was at the store. Shes so beautiful and funny.

by Blacksoul946 November 10, 2019

Fastard

The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

Fanstagram

A fake Instagram account where people try to pretend they're a celebrity. They tend to say they'll follow someone if they like all their pics.

Ryan: did you follow Ariana grandes instagram?

Jaysie: that's a fanstagram. Fanstagrams are fake.

by Sarahfaith March 30, 2015