John: What's that weird odor?
David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.
David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.
by jks_ April 22, 2013
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by scrapiron777 May 10, 2009
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Get the among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god mug.Noun:
1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.
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2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
by that one brotha January 28, 2009
Get the Faportunity mug.when u get an erection from getting a victory royale that a fart comes out
for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite
for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite
OHHHHHH NO WAY I JUST KILLED NINJA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *ejaculation*
oop guess i just pulled a fartnite
oop guess i just pulled a fartnite
by balec December 23, 2021
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Example:
Mom: buy that toy for your little brother.
Son: I don't want too, I'm saving my money for Liquid Ass.
mom: you're jewfy!
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Mom: buy that toy for your little brother.
Son: I don't want too, I'm saving my money for Liquid Ass.
mom: you're jewfy!
Jamie: Dutch Oven! (Cover Gfs face with blanket as I fart under it.)
My Gf: Nooooooooo!
Mortal Kombat announcer: Jamie wins, fartality!
My Gf: Nooooooooo!
Mortal Kombat announcer: Jamie wins, fartality!
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