Farttard

One whom acts in a retarded way.

You are such a farttard.

by LF January 30, 2005

Fartnar

Audible flatulence expressed for the purpose of navigating through a crowd in the dark.

Humans are not capable of navigating via sonar (like a bat), so fartnar is the only logical alternative.

I totally just used fartnar to disperse the crowd.

by Proxymo March 27, 2011

Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym of frick or fuck

3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop

1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"

2: "OH FARTARDS"

*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."

3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 7, 2017

Fartnado

When a group of people unleash a forceful combination of farts, creating a hazardous and overwhelming atmosphere that leaves bystanders gasping for fresh air.

Dude, we should've never had that bean burrito eating contest in the car. It was a total fartnado in there, and everyone was freaking out!

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

fartnade

A fartnade is when you fart in a small jar and quickly close the lid, you then tell someone you cant open the jar so they open it and inhale the fart.
You can also save the fartnade by putting the jar in either a fridge or freezer.

Lisa: "John can you open this jar for me."
John: "okay.... Aw shit lisa! That fartnade was lethal!" "It actually smells like you pooed in this jar!"

by Jam that donut in the door November 8, 2013

fart nard

when having sex mostly in cowgirl and a girl farts on your balls to warm them up

dingus: me and jenny were having sex last night and and i said my balls were getting cold so she gave me a fart nard🤢

by it ya boy skinny penis November 3, 2020

Fartnado

Passing gas, usually in a smaller room, that is trapped by the spinning of the ceiling fan.

I thought the fan would help, but it seems we've been caught up in a fartnado, Dear.

by FriedFishCombo May 30, 2015