fartmeister

A fart sniffer who has names for durations of his/her farts and other people, also can tell what foods made them.

"My that's a fruity vintage, you recently had apples & cashews!" exclaimed the fartmeister.

by chelle4asl March 28, 2010

fantasterrific

fantastic and terrific, both at the same time!

Disneyland is the most fantasterrific place ever!

by Verena and Allie October 26, 2001

fartastrophe

see also: SHART

A fart with "a little extra on the side". A wet fart of catastrophic proportions.

We were at the bar and I thought it would be funny to crop dust. I pushed so hard I had a fartastrophe, the shit was literally running down my leg.

by Shaun Bingham January 22, 2008

Fapmaster

One who has mastered the skill of fapping. see fap.

*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
Hector: Dude, what's that noise?
Greg: Oh, that's just boone the fapmaster
Hector: He seriously needs to think about dating, man.

by THE REAL BOONE July 30, 2008

Fakemaster

To be knowledgeable about reps. A master in horological fakery. A scam hater. A member advocate.

You are a Fakemaster.

by PaulieS August 6, 2008

fagmaster

a homosexual crew leader

you fucking dirty queer fagmaster

by J March 11, 2003

fantasterrificul

A combination of "fantastic", "terrific", and "wonderful".
adj. Meaning extraordinarily good.

Today was so exciting; it was fantasterrificul in every aspect.

by INDEXX April 16, 2008