Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym of frick or fuck

3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop

1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"

2: "OH FARTARDS"

*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."

3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 7, 2017

Fartcart

Making a butt load of fart glasses and putting it into a shopping cart. Then rolling the cart into a mall of people.

Those people pissed me off. I'm gonna deliver a fartcart to their office.

by LafayetteYette October 2, 2010

Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym to frick or fuck

3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop

1: "Ew. What is that? Did someone drop a fartard?"

2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"

*drops something* "FARTARDS"

3: "Shut up fartard"

"You're acting like a real fartard right now"

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 10, 2017

fartward

A fartward is a name for a person who is boring. Often used when indicating losers.

Julien: Heey gurll
Hebba: ...
Julien: ur such a fartward!

by Chewbacca1234 May 24, 2012

French Fartcandle

A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.

“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”

by PolishedPocketPenis November 22, 2024