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Fartnard

Someone who is adorable and loving.
Come here you little fartnard
by Thenibblet September 11, 2016
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fartard

A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.
Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard
by kmac20 April 19, 2007
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Farvard

Farvard is a school , started by Farah, the reason behind the opening of this school is because of farahs goodest english, and the word Farvard is the most orginalist name you’ll ever see, plus the ew school Harvard stole the name and replace F with H , soooo unoriginal

What you will learn in school is:

How to spell Cheetos in a right way (sheestos)
And thank you(sanks youz)

And many more

Sign up in the schools website

Www.farvard4life.net

Or for more info call:
Farahhotline-123
Omg have you heard of Farvard
Yes,it’s the goodnest school in the world

Is Daniel Cohn in Farvard

No,way she’s in the copy cat school(Harvard)
by Long lives Farvard November 18, 2019
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fagnard

shut up you emo fagnards!
by Samhain February 28, 2003
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Fernard

A small bowl of marijuana that just gets a couple people a little high.
1) "Dude, wanna smoke a bowl or something before you go home?"

"I don't know man, I've got to talk to my mom when I get home."

"well, maybe just a fernard?"

"yea, I suppose I could handle just a fernard."
by Bernard McWilliams October 18, 2008
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farnarcle

To muck around, mess around, pay little attention to rules/regulations
"Hey, you, stop farnarcling around"
by Anonymous August 8, 2003
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Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym of frick or fuck

3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop
1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"

2: "OH FARTARDS"

*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."

3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."
by Sgt. Studmuffin August 7, 2017
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