falagala

Flamboyant; light in the loafers.

That art dealer is a little falagala.

by Hamsalad May 14, 2014

Falagan

Often called "That guy" In the U.S. Army. This is the type of person who never wants to do PT, training, or any kind of real work. Does his best to sham in the army and collect a check. Basically a douche-bag.

Falagan

by PermaArmy December 26, 2011

Failagram

When one is trying to be humorous (or witty) in a statement about a subject when they are either misinformed and/or believe they are correct despite it is obvious that they are not correct as well as being a play on the word "Telegram" used to describe someone who isn't effectively or properly getting their point across.

Josh tried tried so hard to make a comeback when Cody insulted his girlfriend for sleeping around with three other guys last week, but he couldn't get the words out right at all. Total failagram.

by Kike Man March 6, 2010

fadlag

(Lagging) Behind the trend

OMG I have such bad fadlag!

I only discovered facebook yesterday!

by twiga February 24, 2009

faplationship

a relationship that only takes place on the internet

-My bf and I have a serious relationship
-Really? where is he?
-online
- ah, that's not a relationship, it´s a faplationship!

by wankwankandwank June 23, 2011

fapland

The land in which you fap (masturbate). When nothing else matters and all you are thinking about is frolicking in fapland.

Alexandra - "I'm trying to call Paul"
Nena - "He won't pick up, he's in fapland"

by snappergoodman August 25, 2011

Fapagram

To intentionally send or post pictures and/or videos of yourself fapping to email accounts of friends or sexual contacts or amateur porn sites.

Carl: What's up Roger? Why the strange look?
Roger: I was surfing amateur porn on the internet the other night looking for some new spank bank material. I came across some pictures. I am confident they were my wife Sandy's.

Carl: Wow. That's wild. Sounds like she's been doing a little Fapagram.
Roger: Yea. Not sure what to think.
Carl: I think you need to give me that website so I can do a little fapping.
Roger: Kiss my ass braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2015