Fapinator

Pronunciation: (Fap-ah-nay-tore)

1. (n) Someone who has the urge to fap almost every minute of the entire day

2. (n) Someone who continually faps throughout the whole day.

3. (v) Excessive fapping as to cause Erectile Dysfunction

Jim: You're such a fapinator!
Bob: I'm a fapinatee, I'm on the road to ED.

by Sieabah L. Park April 21, 2010

fapscination

Masturbation centered around a single individual, be it a spouse, partner, or current or past source of internet fap material.

Ah yes, Kelligrl; you and I shared a mutual fapscination for her luscious locks years ago...

by BeatleJWOL September 7, 2009

Faputation

when you fap long enough to have your dick mutate ~ 2017 FB. The Kitchen. Extreme

Dany: my dick hurts!!!
Rose: what happen ??
dany: Faputation...

by The Kitchen. Extreme March 28, 2017

faplationship

a relationship that only takes place on the internet

-My bf and I have a serious relationship
-Really? where is he?
-online
- ah, that's not a relationship, it´s a faplationship!

by wankwankandwank June 23, 2011

Fascination MAXX

A new song on DDR Supernova. Switches between 100, 200, and 400 BPM, and, at its hardest, requires hitting arrows at about 13 beats per second.

I A'd PSMO, but I failed Fascination MAXX. :'(

by your face June 19, 2006

faggination

Doing something dopey or stupid. A second meaning could be an act of homosexuality. It is used in a sarcastic manner.

Nick: wtf was he doing back there.
Joey : Faggination.

by Kay S April 11, 2007

Failationship

A failure of a relationship.

Cuthbert and Lillyana decided to stop seeing each other because their relationship had turned into a failationship.

by Adam Charles Richards May 22, 2009