fankle

A panic attack, a state of confusion. A tizzy, in a right state
Used only in the west of Scotland.

Be cool. Dinnae get yeself in a fankle.

by Observer53 November 23, 2006

New Fangled

An object, device, any product of mankind, which is deemed futuristic, unnecessary, and occasionally gay. Something is often called new fangled by a cranky old man who is spiteful of this new and awesome technology. Types of art can be considered new fangled as well, particularly music (commonly created by young people.

Brian: Hey Grandpa did you see that tricked out roll of tape Jimmy was rolling down the street!?

Grandpa Jones: Hell yes I did! That new fangled device surely cost his mama a pretty penny! In my day we used spit and semen to stick shit to shit!

Brian: STFU D0OD!!!!!!

by SealingPhan April 18, 2009

Fankles

AKA Cankles

calves and ankles that have no space between them, but meld into each other

Her cankles are obvious from under her capri pants

by danilove October 14, 2004

finkledinging

Finkledinging: An Action or Activity

Finkledinging is the act of defecating on your

hand and then using your feces to smear symbols, letters, words, or pictures onto a mailbox. However, finkledinging can also be described as simply throwing feces/poop at a mailbox without creating a coherent design.

Ex 1: "Me and Joshua got absolutely sh*t faced last night and went on a finkledinging spree"

Ex 2: "Wanna go do some finkledinging with me and Dale Gribbler?"

Ex: 3 "Me and Ethan have plans to hit the bar and then go do some late night finkledinging"

by DaleGribblerTheAlmighty October 16, 2023

Dang-fangled

Old people mixing the words Dang and newfangled.

When something is so new, your mind can't comprehend just how new it is.

These kids and there dang-fangled PlayStations.

by Dax Haxer October 8, 2017

Fankles

Someone who has fat ankles, no definition between the calf and the foot.

Rosie O'Donnell enjoys probing with her fankles.

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Fanked

Fanked, orginating from the verb 'to fank' is 'to shank' some person or general being with a fork.

The action is described as follows: As person A goes to stab person B, person B withdraws his (or her) fork and traps the knife twisting it away.

Though not widely known of, fanking can provide an effective defence against knife attacks.

The sister verb of to fank, 'to spank' is the same action but with a spoon, however this is usually not as effective.

Yeah this janner came up to me and tried to shank me so I fanked him right back,

by btrev October 19, 2010