one finger death punch

When you put your finger in someone else's bum too hard they will get the "One finger death punch".

Girl: Don't one finger death punch me!

by Retrogiraff October 11, 2015

5 finger discount

To steal something. When you steal, you grab the item with your hand - five fingers.

I got this hat at a 5 finger discount at the store!

by Shauna Buchheit April 3, 2006

five-finger discount

To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.

Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.

by energy-void June 9, 2005

five-finger disco

The act of male masturbation.

Andy did the five-finger disco while he watched Ashley and Jenny getting it on.

Sorry, babe, the only dance I know is the five-finger disco. Maybe some time I can teach you it.

by Hidden-Street December 13, 2008

finger diddle

masturbating with one finger in a "come hither" motion.

she went to the bathroom to finger diddle herself.

by stuffy14 May 3, 2006

Five finger discount

The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.

Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.

by RepoManDR October 1, 2022

Fat Finger Disease

When you interface with any kind of computer that requires manual input (whether by keyboard, or a touchscreen) there is the chance for making a mistake. Such mistakes are playfully called "Fat Finger Disease".

when using a touchscreen device, sometimes your finger makes a wrong choice; people who do so have Fat Finger Disease.

by Gene Bob October 23, 2004