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lollipops and fancy pants

The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.

Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.
Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"
by CinnamonBear June 7, 2019
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Face Fancy

Facial Hair, a moustache or a beard or a moustache beard combination. Something that makes your face look fancy.
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Oi love "fancy a shag?" get your arse up them stairs....
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Ew someone did a nasty fancy kitten!!
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fancy a butcher's

Comes from cockney rhyming English, the street slang of 18 century London crooks. Fancy a look? look rhymes with (butchers) hook.
I've some stereos. Fancy a butchers, me ol china?
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Fancy a Cuppa

British Slang For "Do You Want a Cup of Tea." Pronounced "Foncy uh Cuppa."
"Fancy a Cuppa?"
"No Thank You, Let's Get Straight To Business Here"
"Business With a Cup of Tea"
"I said no thank you"
"Lady, you're gonna have to get used to some rules here in England. You cannot decline a cup of tea."
"Okay IDC bye."

(Read at Your Own Pace In a British Accent)
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