falshartto

The term falshartto, or falsharto, is most often used in the context of flatus to refer to a type of audible ass rippers beyond the normal audible range or modal voice. The falshartto voice—with its characteristic breathy flute-like sound relatively free of overtones—is more limited than its modal counterpart in both dynamic vibration and tone quality. Often, a falshartto may lead to a shart or shart dart. A falshartto commonly precedes a shartgasm.

I ripped a textbook 20 second falshartto in English class today.

by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016

Falah

A man with a beautiful soul and handsome look. He is so kind, noble, funny, honest, generous, truthful. This man has the power of making any woman in this world fall in love with him. He is the greatest man ever.

To be loved by Falah is the greatest blessing.

by Z9x April 21, 2019

felpham community college

A school which advertises "care, respect and equality". However couldn't be more hypocritical considering all they "care" about is dehumanising and stripping you of your uniqueness individuality. All they have "respect" for is the staff. This is a place in which the pupils come last. And finally "equality" the worst case of false advertisement known to man. Not one person is treated equally to the next. Rules apply differently to each individual. In this school contains a shit tonne of slags. Named and shamed (O.P) < initials. To conclude this summary of hell, it is too poor to supply the pupils with a safe and equipt working environment. It is simply shit.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard of FCC?

Person 2: What, Felpham Community college?

Person 1: More like Felpham concentration camp!

Person 2: hahaha its shit

by BrutallySavage1234 December 12, 2016

Fatphobic

fear of a person so big they can’t even fit in your nightmares

“maaaaaaan that prajwal kid is so fat lmfao he’s making me fatphobic”

by NotAChric24 July 21, 2021

Fatphobic

A word that morbidly obese girls on tiktok use to insult skinny people who genuinely want to help them, also used as an excuse to be 500 pounds.

It's also rarely used as a word to describe people that actually bully fat women, but unfortunately people on twitter/tiktok mostly use it to describe literally anything that they don't like.

Random person: I found this great technique to help you lose weight and become a healthier person, it worked for me, I lost 60 pounds in 4 months!

Fat girl on twitter/tiktok: OH SO WHAT? YOU THINK IM UNHEALTHY? YOU THINK I SHOULD DIE? YOU THINK IM UGLY? YOU'RE SO FATPHOBIC, SKINNY PEOPLE SHOULD ALL BURN IN HELL! NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO ORDER AN ENTIRE PIZZA FOR MYSELF YOU FATPHOBIC RACIST MYSOGINIST BIGOT!!!!!

by hidingfromtwitterpeople October 2, 2021

Faphanger

n.

When you are getting close to climax but the video or manga chapter ends abruptly, causing loss in interest and happiness.

A cliffhanger but for nutting.

Have you seen the latest chapter of Secret class? It was such a faphanger! I can't wait to fap to the next chapter though.

by ME301 June 5, 2021

Fatphobia

A phrase created by attention seeking lazy people who think they deserve the same attention as marginalized and oppressed communities (such as racial minorities and the LGBTQ+), based solely off the fact they think being unhealthy should be normalized.

Aiden: "damn I'm getting chubby, gotta get back in shape"
Crystal: "oh my gawd what do you mean in shape, all shape is good shape, you are spreading fatphobia by implying fat people are not healthy"
Aiden: "shut up dude you are literally 300lbs"

by fatbrownguy May 10, 2022