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Fireproof Jew

A jew that lives ins someone's oven, often to help them cook. However, the Jew lives in the person's oven because he cannot burn, no matter how hot it gets. It only feels like a sauna to this Jew.
Guy: Hey dude, can you move the turkey to the left?
Fireproof Jew: Sure, no problem!
by I_Am_Murloc September 4, 2009
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FADEPROOF

As a human subject- Unable to be faded as friends, unwavering (masc.) Bros that bitches can't come between.

As a non-human thing or event.- A memory that will last forever is Fadeproof.

A great gift- A gift received that has heavy importance on sentimental value.
Human- Matty McSwagg and JSL are #fadeproof, they gonna be boys forever.

Thing- The night we reenacted the tunnel scene from Perks is #fadeproof man!

Gift- Man, Matty gave Johnny his favorite record that HIS dad gave to HIM. That gift is fadeproof.
by Johnny Saint-Lethal March 23, 2013
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fireproof

Being a highly desirable employee who can do anything without fear of being fired: i.e., having a unique skill and/or being a member of a minority community.
John: What's up with Dan? He just walks out of meetings whenever, hangs out and shoots the shit with the receptionist, then walks back in like he owns the place.
Jane: Nobody else can do his work, he's fireproof.
by kdp-hnl June 27, 2013
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Fameproof

3 uses.

1. Impervious to fame. As in doesn't let popularity go to one's head. A

celebrity who doesn't act like a celebrity. Not pompous, stuck up or

conceited.

2. Unable to achieve fame. Such as someone who is so devoid of

talent, class, standing or ability that they will never achieve fame.

3. Someone who is so beyond the norm as to be beyond the aptitude

of fame. Someone who is too controversial, too far out, too beyond

the average to get accepted in the main stream. This would be the

opposite of the 2nd usage in that the assumption here would be that

this person has too MUCH talent to be famous, as opposed to too

little.
Use 1. George Cluny is so care free an easy going it's almost like he is

fameproof.

Use 2. That talentless hack was so bad in that movie he is completely

fameproof.

Use 3. ScaryDAve of thechurchofdave on youtube is so over the top,

profane and real he is completely fameproof since no one is going

to put that guy where he could upset a sponsor or the FCC!
by thechurchfodave July 18, 2009
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fakearoonie

When you have a fake friend who does nothing with you and constantly throws you under the bus.
Man all you are is a Fakearoonie
by ItsJK14 April 11, 2020
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Fakepoor

The feeling of being poor without actually understanding your earning potential.
Tyler was fakepoor when his friends new he worked for Southwest.
by HarrySack69 September 18, 2023
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Fakepropper

A fakepropper is when you act like you are still playing in a game for instance UNO even though you are already finished. You convince the person after you that you are still playing by crossing your arms like Mr. Propper so that they wait until they realize that you did a Fakepropper.
Firiend1: "Hey it´s your turn."
Friend2 smiling whilst crossing his arms: What do you mean dude I´m already finished?"
Entire friend group while laughing :" Damn he got you with the fakepropper again ."
by Realpropper March 20, 2024
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