faith-derangement syndrome

A mental illness marked by:

- belief in obviously absurd tales written by unknown authors detailing the origins of the universe and life on earth;

- a maniacal need to convince the gullible that these stories are true, often in schools and via the media;

- demanding adherence to a select handful of the "rules" in these ancient texts, even when many of the rules are patently absurd;

- the belief that an all-knowing, all-powerful little old man in the sky shows his love for us through widespread calamities, starvation, disease and suffering, along with the possibility of eternal torment if you don't love him back;

- belief that this all-knowing, all-powerful being will do whatever you ask him to do (apparently no one has ever asked for an end to calamities, starvation, disease and suffering).

Sufferers may also experience inappropriate feelings of righteousness and/or displeasure, and display strong hatred toward those who doubt the little old man in the sky has commanded them to love each other, not eat lobster, murder gay men and not work on Saturday, er, um, Sunday.

"Justice Scalia clearly suffers from faith-derangement syndrome. What we need is for the Notorious R.B.G. (Ruth Bader Ginsburg) to go midevil on his ass."

by Lomits October 14, 2018

breath getting fainter

The immediate reaction of the entire world after seeing GeorgeNotFound in TommyInnit's new vlog. He is just so beautiful and stunning. 404twt can't stop winning.

"GeorgeNotFound is after me. Breath getting fainter. I can see Dream smiling at me." "Breath getting fainter-JAY GOGYSIMP"

by Asunaiiii April 20, 2021

Baha'i Faith

A monotheistic religion founded by the prophet Baha'u'llah during the 19th century in Persia which emphasizes the spiritual unity of mankind. Baha'u'llah means "The Glory of God," in Arabic. A follower of this religion is known as a Baha'i. Baha'i means "Follower of Glory" or "Follower of the Light." Baha'is have been persecuted in Iran because it is not an official religion in that country. Which is why their headquarters is in Israel. The official religions of Iran are Judaism, Christianity, Islam, and Zoroastrianism. Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad once stated that "When we speak of religion, we refer to 'divine' religion. In our country, we follow that law. A law that is based on the majority vote of the people."

While the Baha'i Faith promotes the unity of mankind, it condemns homosexuality. This "may" not be the case for all Baha'is however. Just like how some Christians do not oppose homosexuality. Along with believing in one God, Baha'is believe that all prejudice is destructive and must be overcome and they believe that science and religion are one. They also believe that all major religions come from God and both men and women are viewed as equals. Their holy books are primarily the Kitab-i-Aqdas and the Kitab-i-Iqan.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 5, 2011

Faith + 1

A Christian rock band consisting of Eric Cartman (vocals), Token Black (bass guitar), and Butters Stotch (drums). Their self titled album went myrrh after becoming highly successful among christian rock fans. Popular songs from the album include "The Body of Christ", "Three Times My Savior", "I Found Jesus (With Someone Else)", and "Jesus Touched Me".

Faith + 1 is the most awesome band ever!

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!

by t1616 May 24, 2009

The Wipe of Faith

The attempt made by the unfortunate toilet user to be left with only a few sheets of toilet paper to finish the job with.

Often due to either not wanting to start a new roll or having no replacement; this bold attempt is only for those with true faith in the tissue.

"I can't believe you managed to get away with The Wipe of Faith, I tried the same thing the other day and ended up soiling myself"

by Andy Pineapple January 13, 2007

Faith

She is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She reminds you of what God brings in your life, and have hope for what will be in the future. If you are dating her, you are in love because it is God given. People are only jealous of who she is due to how much grace and beauty she holds. She is a delicate rose, one that even an angel would love to show themselves in order to pick up this gorgeous flower. She brings joy from heaven and love from God. She let’s you know she won’t let you go. And she knows her man loves her. Truly a blessing. Don’t betray her, she won’t betray you. She is loyal and deserves only the best. If you are fake with her, she is real to you. She has God’s discernment, and her man will protect her;).

Someone: “If only I could have a real friend that is godly and kind...”
Another: “Well Faith is definitely a name that you find grace in, she is amazing!”

by JacksonT March 18, 2021

Faithfulness

A very nice guy who has a really good sense of humor & loves to have fun. he is also quiet kind and really caring. he would always try to make everything better, even if nothing is going rite for him. He is not really open with anybody and trys to keep everything hidden (loads of secrets) and that's why he always trys to keep a smile. he is very cute but sometimes denies that. He is really Fun and cultured. The Ladies Man.

"Faith" is so hilarious

yeah he's always smiling
Awwn isn't Faithfulness really cute???

by Lentedbutnotrented April 8, 2017