fake drum slut

A slut who wears the mask of being drum horny and really turned on by drummers and their drumming. She will come through the doors with clothes flying off , and slutty knee high boots on, but she will exit through the same door, with not a care or interest in you or anything to do with your passion for drumming in life.

She will insult you and your passion the first chance she gets, and she will play you for whatever she really wants, like a cheap groupie trying to get back stage. She is fake, and she is an evil snake.

Fact is she was never a slut for drums or for you. She is a slut for herself, because sluts use being slutty to get what they want, and drums and genuine love.....sadly are not what she wants.

She’s got school debt to pay, not any time or care, to listen to you play.

That fake drum slut, fooled me again. She took her clothes off while I was playing, and I believed her interest again. I should of known she just wanted to cum again.

I should of known that she was only a fake drum slut, when everything she listens to has nothing but fake drums. Fake slut, fake drums, fake fun, fake love.

Go Fake yourself

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019

fake truth

A lie or false statement(s)

Some people will look you straight in the eye and tell you a 'fake truth' without blinking!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 13, 2020

Street Savoir Faire

Street know-how; street smarts. As popularized by the Disney movie "Oliver and Company."

Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime
But I got street savoir faire

by JohnNameJohn February 27, 2011

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

by francescunt October 29, 2021

Fake Betch

A person who doesn't treat you well and wants to use you ether for status or attention

Popularised by Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings (the drummer and the lead singer in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a tour video where they are sitting in a boat and talking about fake betches

Oh you're like a fake betch but you're still my friend

by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020

Fake Sneaker

When you don't want to waste your money because life is expensive and the struggle is real.

- Fake sneaker? they look clean as bro

by herewen April 12, 2022

Fake sleep

During an acid trip, pretending to sleep.

Turn girlfriend's furniture upside down, when she comes back fake sleep.

by Thomas Toby May 11, 2013