fagwanker

A popular colloquial amalgam, comprising of the two slang roots; 'fag' and 'wanker', meaning:
1. Somebody who engages in masturbation with homosexuals
2. Somebody who is not held in high regard by the user, rather, is strongly disliked.

Des: "Hey John, I just bought a radiohead album!"
John: "Go wank some fags, you damn fagwanker!"

by arklow representin March 23, 2006

fag wagger

a usually gay sounding guy that looks as if he is trying to attract a stray animal.

carley- "oh my gosh, jake is so cute! but why does he sound like a girl?"
becky- "i dont know but i think my cat would be attracted to him..fag wagger.."

by lamellamaslmao December 19, 2009

fagwalter

a person, usually male, who you find to be generally irritating. A moron, douche bag, dumb ass, or dip-shit. The word is funny, yet derrogatory, so you can usually say it to anyone, and it will offend them and/or make them (and you) laugh.

Dude, you are such a fagwalter!

by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 25, 2007

Fagbagger

A person who goes on a simple hike but proceeds to wear a fanny pack, or fag bag, and claims that it is a "practical hiking gear satchel" and has unnecessary energy bars for the hike.

"Dude, the hike is only a mile long to the lighthouse, why bring the fag bag?"
"Hey, you can never be too prepared! I also have a compass and flashlight."
"You're such a fagbagger."

by Mamasita Lolita January 11, 2014

Fassagger

a chunky woman with extremley saggy tits!

Keaton: hey look its your future wife

Bodhi: ohh yeah shes hot

Keaton: not her the fassagger on the left

Bodhi: awe :(

by KeatonsBS July 3, 2011

Fwagger

A person who demonstrates Fake Swagger = Fwagger

Leon tried to bust some moves on the dance floor but his Fwagger did him in.

by MrShadowRising January 15, 2015

Faghaggery

an abstract noun that is used to denotes the non-sexual, highly emotional relationship (nearly romantic) between a homosexual male (fag) and a heterosexual female (hag)

Possibly originates from gay Author Dan Savage, who also does weekly Podcast called "The Savage Lovecast", in his podcast he has addressed various issues of relationships, sex, sexuality, fetishes, and other sex related topics, and issues of Faghaggery in his Podcasts

There are many ways to use the word Faghaggery
e.i. "If that guy is bi, she's not his hag, that's not faghaggery."

e.i. "what in the name of faghaggery is going on here"

by Šläjhammer October 7, 2009