fagbagster

A new species originating in Asia of straight "men" who attempt to look as gay as possible, complete with frosted tips, eyeliner, and scarves tied around their necks even in tropical weather. Combining the fashion sense of hipsters with the self absorbtion of doucebags, the fagbagster is often seen in the company of hot Asian women who are dying inside for a real man who spends less time in front of a mirror than they do.

Look at that hot chick over there looking bored to tears with her fagbagster boyfriend.

by BorisSDT August 7, 2011

fagbag

(n) A bag usually suspended from one prep or homosexual shoulder to the opposite side. Designed to carry books, and most commonly seen on gay people with sandals.

Johnny pulled his spanish book out from his fagbag.

by Simon May 18, 2004

Fagbag

Another name for calling someone a faggot.

"Aye fagbag! What you think you're doing?"

by nancee March 16, 2003

Fagbagger

A person who goes on a simple hike but proceeds to wear a fanny pack, or fag bag, and claims that it is a "practical hiking gear satchel" and has unnecessary energy bars for the hike.

"Dude, the hike is only a mile long to the lighthouse, why bring the fag bag?"
"Hey, you can never be too prepared! I also have a compass and flashlight."
"You're such a fagbagger."

by Mamasita Lolita January 11, 2014

Fagbag

What you call someone who is extremely gay.

Hey, lookit that fagbag over there!

by Swami0586 August 27, 2005

fagbaby

The result of gay sex.

Craig: "Dude, the condom broke when you were jamming me in my ass. I'm pregnant."
James: "Aww, foreals? We're having a fagbaby?"
Craig: "I guess so, unless I get an abortion or shit it out."
James: "Let's name him Garbagecan."

by TehMonny March 27, 2007

fagbag

A fanny-pack.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003