Affluentive Action

the act of accepting otherwise unqualified applicants to colleges and universities through bribery of the applicants wealthy parent(s). A play on affirmative action.

With such mediocre grades in high school, Lori's daughter relied on her mother's affluentive action to secure a spot at USC.

by euduzbro March 13, 2019

affluent

1. Wealthy.

2. Drunk, as in under the affluence of inkahol. (Meaning the influence of alcohol, as might be mispronounced when inebriated.) Also associated with the other meaning because either condition (ought to) make your troubles float away.

Give him five shots of whiskey and he's affluent.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

Affluent Mumble

talking or discussing things in a unintelligent manner with a low confusing voice..

Can you repeat that again? I don't engage in discussions in affluent mumble.

by Panthera Atrox October 13, 2011

affluent breeding

The practice of selective breeding of wealthy and powerful people to extend their legacy.

These families are the result of years of affluent breeding.

by Slang Advisory Board March 25, 2019

fagfluential

Fagfluential: When someone who identifies as straight continuously is within the presence of someone identifying as homosexual and begins to copy the homosexuals actions until they find themselves no longer straight or questioning their sexuality.

This dude Jack was a hella fagfluential dude, that explains why Jacob is so sus.

by Mr. Bread and Ms. Butter August 15, 2021

Farflunet

Far flung boundaries of the internet distributed over a considerable extent

Farflunet broadends on Locatenew Locatenet.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Famfluence

The influence and guidance received from close friends who feel like family.

My closest friends have been a source of famfluence, providing support and guidance like family.

by Marc2.0 August 12, 2023