falsified history

Changed history in order to manipulate the people of a country.

Macedonian history is falsified history by a Serbian ,in fact Macedonia is a Bulgarian province.

by noooone August 5, 2006

Facticide

Killing a fact (distorting truth).

Saying G.W.Bush was smart is facticide.
Used to support false arguments.

by Iranian Government Official June 9, 2011

functified

Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.

The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"

by Rich Friedland December 15, 2008

fortified

when you have weed on you

yo john are you fortified
yeah i got 2 grams homie

by MylesB April 1, 2008

fortified vagina

a vagina what has difficulty being entered

"is that a fortified vagina?!!?"
"yea, youd what have difficulty entering it"
"yeah, snakes on a plane"

by babies everywhere August 28, 2006

fortified vagina

a vagina which is extremely difficult to gain acess too

"are you gunna try her"
"nah, she's got a fortified vagina"

by garbage day!!!! August 27, 2006

Fartified

Being so scared you fart

“When you jump scared me, I was so Fartified!”

by Seikopath November 29, 2021