Farticulate

The residual faecal particles produced from an extremely powerful, shit-inducing fart.

When the man looked at his boxers, he realised they had been stained a rancid shade of brown by his daily farticulate.

by DuckMan37 April 9, 2019

Faccurate

A combination of the words "factual" and "accurate." Often, a statement that is accurate must be further categorized as one which also is based in truth.

Ok, now that was faccurate.

by UrbanMasterBait July 11, 2020

facipulate

to facilitate and manipulate concurrently in order to ensure the facilitator's agenda is achieved by the end of a meeting or session.

The Board Chair facipulated the meeting by asking loaded questions that reflected her position on the issue being discussed. Therefore, no one voiced his or her contrary opinion on the issue and, instead, decided to support the Chair's position as it seemed the politically wise thing to do.

by L. Miller June 16, 2008

Fanticulate

To fantasize about something speculated, or to daydream about it.

Past Tense: Fanticulated
Present Tense: Fanticulate / Fanticulizing

Future Tense: Fanticulize / Fanticulate
Part of Speech: Verb

Today my coworker brought a picture of their family to their desk. I sometimes fanticulate about them playing with a dog, because I think they might have one.

by ElliottBLT June 20, 2017

Farticulate

Some one who doesn't really know what they are talking about but sound like they do because they are good at talking out of their ass.

That congressman had no idea about that subject, but because he was so farticulate, he won the debate.

by TheBeatsmith December 4, 2010

facipulate

1. To facilitate a process toward the outcome you prefered to begin with.

2. To willfully guide a freethinking group through a negotiation that ends exactly where you planned it to end.

3. To get your way in a group that leaves the negotiation thinking you helped them get their desired outcome.

1. "Let me help you do that, my way."

2. I wanted to go to Chipolte with my friends for some lunch. They wanted Chick-fil-a. I facipulated the situation by proposing we go on Sunday. With Chick-fil-a is closed on Sundays, it was open season on Chipolte's beef burrito.

by jv - 'bird of prey' May 4, 2011

Factulated

The act of spewing out worthless facts about topics nobody cares about.

"I just asked Dean what time it was and he just factulated all over me"

by Crispy2214 October 21, 2009