facepooing

To creep on facebook while on the toilet during a number 2 session.

O man i was facepooing some highschool friends today, and i didnt know kenny had a kid.

by cachuga July 16, 2011

facepooking

Facepooking is the act of reading, and responding to your facebook timeline, while relaxing and taking a poo. To Facepook someone.

I am sat busily Facepooking my friends in what is otherwise considered 'dead time'.

by Nunnintheuk January 21, 2014

facepionage

Spying on someone via facebook. Can be done by parents, employees, peers, and others.

I don't use my real name on facebook because I'm afraid my parents will engage in facepionage.

by wanderingscholar February 14, 2009

Facepoop

The act of forcing someone's face into poop.

Dancing Bear: Iron Penguin, LOOK!

*Dancing Bear forcefully shoves Iron Penguin's face into a pile of Eagle poop*
Dancing Bear: FACEPOOP!!!!!

by SMSM's January 7, 2012

facephone

When you visit facebook on your cellphone. So instead of saying facebook, you say facephone.

-"Where is my poke?"
- "I don't have that function on facephone"

Or

- "Who are you texting to?"
- "I'm not texting anyone, I'm updating my status on facephone"

by Fcukit May 6, 2011

facepooping

facepooping- the act of facebooking while on the toilet via mobile devices or laptops or some such portable means!!!

I saw that my friend added me to some random group he made up, while facepooping this morning!!

by dliteoflife August 7, 2011

Facepoop

The act of removing undesirable friends from your Facebook account. See also: Taking a Shwitter

Man, I really need to Facepoop all these racists douchebags on here.

by sir.kit March 10, 2016