Facepalm

When you can't even articulate in any known Human language how retarded someone's behavior was...

Person1: I always thought Europe was a Country
Person2: Facepalm

by LateforWork June 23, 2014

Facepalm

adj. The act of hitting one's face with the palm of one's hand to signify that explaining how stupid what was just said or done (in words) JUST DOESN'T WORK!!!

N/B When additionally something as stupid or stupider is said while you are facepalming, you are socially required to do a rare 'double facepalm,' wherein the subject (you) hits the back of their first hand with the palm of the other

N/B/N/B There cannot be a triple facepalm, when such a thing is required, decapitate the offender with your teeth

*subject one: "dude, I just tagged you on MyBook"
*subject two: *facepalm*
*subject one: " Wait, no, it's FaceSpace isn't it?"
*subject two: *double facepalm* "Ow, my face!"
*subject one: " Do you need a healthpack man?"
*subject two: "Triple facepalm."
*subject one: *facepalm* "Dude, it just doesn't work!"

by White Rock City Toilet September 19, 2009

Facepalm

When words can't express the fail enough.

Bob: The Lions are the best football team!
Jim: And why would that be?
Bob: They went like 30-0 in the season!!!
Jim: *Facepalm*

by Press To Talk January 01, 2010

Facepalm

What you say in the forums to sign anger or embarrassment at a question or phrase.

"Hey dude! I voted for George Bush!"

"*facepalm*"

by WHY HALO THAR! September 10, 2009

Facepalm

The thing everybody does when they listen to Enimen rap.

*Eminem starts rapping*

*Millions facepalm*

by Max Gilman March 07, 2009

Facepalm

The act of bringing ones palm to ones face.

Often used in response to a stupid phrase or question.

Frequently used on best friends.

n00b/nerd: I finally got to level two!

1337: *facepalm*

by borninlyoko April 15, 2010

Facepalm

Sarah.

Sarah asked what "That's what she said" meant today. Her new name is Facepalm.

by Emma Woods March 29, 2011