facebooksterbating

|fās-boŏk-stərˈbā t-ing|
verb

to "like" one's own posts and comments perpetually; to give oneself pleasure by constantly "liking" your own posts and comments on Facebook

Did you see Cole's comments? He's totally facebooksterbating himself on everything he posts.

Nicole's crazy with all her self-liking quotes, an embarrassing display of public facebooksterbating.

by Holly M S February 15, 2012

facebooksterbating

spending all of one's time on facebook.

You have seriously been facebooksterbating all day. Please get off the computer and take a shower.

by immortalbeloved February 3, 2010

facebookstatuscommentingaphobia

Fear of someone on the popular website Facebook (the creator who is 25 made 3 freaking billion dollars last year!) criticizing your statuses that you post.

Teenager: So, therapist, I don't know what to do! The back space and delete button are the most common keys I use, I'm freaking every time I log on to Facebook, and I'm not getting any sleep because every time I post something on Facebook, Dick makes fun of me!

Therapist: Well, Vic Tim, you may have a case of facebookstatuscommentingaphobia.

by lettersfromjuliet April 14, 2010

Facebookstone

Pokemon hold item that prevents Facebook useres from being friends with noobs.

K/D 0.7??? LOOOL I use my facebookstone on you, nab!

by tiagofot January 18, 2012

Facebookstitute

Someone whose gains an above-average level of pleasure from posting something on Facebook or liking every status they come across.

Ned: "Kelly's such a facebookstitute, man. I caught her liking all of my comments."
Bob: "Wow, bro."

by The Bacon May 14, 2013

Facebooksturbation

When you like everything you have on Facebook just to make yourself feel better, usually done by loners. When one facebooksturbates, they will probably forget that everyone in the world would see them do so.

"I decided to do a little facebooksturbation, but my friends caught me, and unfriended me. And unliked all my posts."

by Zenithkaos December 15, 2015