When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.
I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?
by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011
Get the ghost facebooking mug.It was so dead at work today I facebookinied all afternoon till I hit the motherload on Veronica's friend Beth's Jamaican vacation pics.
by highway61 November 14, 2011
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A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.
Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?
Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis
Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?
Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis
Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?
Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009
Get the Facebookitis mug.A spin-off from the more commonly known act "drunk dialing" this occurs when a person is intoxicated, logs on to his facebook account and makes an unusually high number of comments, not limited to exes (ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends, whatever the case may be) but to his entire facebook friends list and sometimes his friends' facebook friends lists as well (depending on the level of intoxication). Emboldened by alcohol, he thinks every comment he's making is funnier than the last one he just made and won't stop until he experiences actual passing out (sometimes occurring mid-commenting and on his keyboard).
(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)
(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)
John: Why did Bob grab my case of PBR and close the door to his bedroom?
Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.
Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.
by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010
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Get the Facebookicide mug.A person who spends most or all of their time devoted to the social networking site known as Facebook. This person is a fool, because they could be utilizing this time to do something much more productive such as raising children properly or getting off welfare.
Have you heard from Jimmy lately? No. Ever since he got hooked up with high speed internet via his next door neighbor's connection, he has been a complete Facebooking Fool. He hasn't left his house (mom's house) in over a month and said he has 2000 friends on there, but hasn't actually seen one of them in person for over 20 years.
by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 3, 2009
Get the Facebooking Fool mug.n. The act of quickly checking your facebook before doing something that is probably way more important.
Usually resulting in you making dumb comments on things without thinking them out or completely misspelling your status.
Usually resulting in you making dumb comments on things without thinking them out or completely misspelling your status.
by migga please May 11, 2009
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