Faceblock: /fās/bläk/ verb; To Faceblock is to prevent another person, intentionally or inadvertently, from having sexual intercourse with a third party via Facebook. A faceblock or faceblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention.
Ex. "I thought everything was going well with Jessica and I. Until Ryan tagged that picture of another woman and I, and totally faceblocked me."
by WILDCARD760 May 16, 2011
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2. deters others from commenting on your status/photo
2. deters others from commenting on your status/photo
by Jerzygirl August 5, 2010
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A mental condition wherein the victim/sufferer receives a Facebook friend invitation, can clearly see the he/she and the sender share many mutual friends, but can't for the life of Pete, remember who the hell this person is.
I see you are friends with ______ . I just received a friend invite from her and am experiencing a severe case of Faceblock. How do I know this person?
by Mr. Slappa November 13, 2012
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She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds
by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019
Get the Facebook your ass mug.This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.
by NYCFF July 18, 2012
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A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.
A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.
by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016
Get the Facebook Worth mug.When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.
Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?
Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,
they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.
Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,
they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.
by Caoimhghin August 25, 2016
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