Flabbergas

The flatulence produced when one is surprised.

Johnny's flabbergas was instantly heard when he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.

by TheAnswerer April 21, 2015

faBBot

Just the same as fag, but less offensive and more gay than fag.

Dood 1: Hey, fabbot!

Dood 2: I'm not gay, but what is fabbot?
Dood 1: It's like fag, but more gay, ye homo.

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaonline. Don't g1 August 8, 2017

fwabbage

Action verb. To hit someone in the balls using a limp-writed backhand in such a way that each knuckle connects with each testicle.

A metaphor for being subjected to something so worthless you'd rather get hit in the balls.

He was rolling on the floor, fwabbaged from the new Justin Beiber song - ROTFF'd.

Example 2:
Dude 1 - your sister is a slut

Dude 2 - (backhands dude 1 in the balls). I'll fwabbage you again if you keep talking.

by pandabutters June 2, 2010

Flabbergasted

To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.

When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

by pull up in a ford focus April 5, 2022

flabbergasm

When someone who doesn't appear to know anything about sex surprises you by rocking your sexual world and giving you an amazing orgasm.

"I kind of hooked up with Lenny this weekend." "You mean the band geek? Really?" "Yeah, but he knew how to do some things that i never would have guessed. He gave me a flabbergasm."

by DJ D-rake the leaves December 12, 2010

Flabbergasted

To be in a state of confusion or surpise

I was "flabbergasted" after the bus ran over vicky.

by Cameron Springer November 17, 2005

Flabbergast

Verb, transitive.

To be amazed, awestruck or suprised into a lapse in action.

To stop what one is doing because of the shock of an event or action.

I was flabbergast at the previously posted example for flabbergast, which prompted my entry for the word.

by Nate January 22, 2004