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A theoretical sub-atomic particle that can enter the human brain and causes one to become a fucking retard.
People are driving like morons today, must be a high level of fucktardicles in the air.
by Glitchi February 5, 2010
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Fucktardistan

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THIS IS SIMPLE CALIFORNIA IS THE NEW COUNTRY OF FUCKTARISTAN!!
THEM FUCKING LIBERALS IN FUCKTARDISTAN ARE FUCKING UP THE GUN LAWS AGAIN.
by pharquad January 6, 2017
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The actions of a small to large group of individuals who proceed in a morally wrong action, then play the victim when getting called out.
This team bliss likes to participate in fucktardism on an almost regular basis, based on their code contributions.
by xdauser June 3, 2015
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A person who is a complete and utter moron.
Wow, he is such a fucktardasaurus rex!
by klca April 26, 2014
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Fucktardis

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A combination of the word fucktard, a particularly insulting form of retard and Tardis, the time travelling elevator of the British TV show Dr. Who
"Hey I pour water for my cereal-"

"Oh you fucktardis."
by Notinhandle22291 May 1, 2021
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Fucktardia

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Fucktardia is a far-off, magical land filled with wonderous works of stupidity, and great triumphs of brianlessness.

To get there, one must sail across the sea of stupidity, journey through the facepalm forest, climb the mountains of dumbassery, cross the river of retardation, and you will come upon the land of Fucktardia.

Fucktardia has a diverse and surprisingly large population. The largest city in the land of Fucktardia is its capitol; Fucktardingtonsworthingham.

The great city of Fucktardingtonsworthingham is a beautiful city, with many famous landmarks, including the Cathedral of Atheism, the Sara Palin monument, and, most importantly, the palace of the king of Fucktardia.

The king of Fucktardia is descended from a royal line of only the most stupid, null-minded, mind-bogglingly fucktarded. It is law, however, that if one can prove himself more fucktarded than the king, they will be crowned king of Fucktardia. George W. Bush did so in 2003.

The people of Fucktardia are called Fucktards, who speak Fucktarded, which is a language very similar to english, but lacks grammatical structure or proper syntax. 99% of the population practices the religion of Fucktardary. The other religion practiced by the remaining 1% is Atheism, because everyone knows that it's a religion. (Duh)
a. I just got back from my vacation in Fucktardia.

b. How was it?

a. Very enlightening. I'm thinking about going into politics.
by Name removed by the NSA January 2, 2014
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Fucktardistan

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A region in the U.S. that consists of Washington state, Oregon, California, and Hawaii that is so fucked up that it should just split away from the rest of America. People there have their heads so far up their asses that they cannot see. WA is northern Fucktardistan, OR is central Fucktardistan, CA is southern Fucktardistan, and HI are the islands of Fucktardistan.
"I'm so glad I finally got out of northern Fucktardistan"

"Oh shit, here comes a Fucktardistanian. Guess I better start waving LGBTQ signs around or they'll throw rocks through my windows."

"Washington? No, you mean northern Fucktardistan."
by Queen011CatFury February 10, 2023
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