adverb
A furt can be defined simply as a fart that hurts. This is usually the result of chapped asshole, extraordinary flatulence, or other common ass problems.
A furt can be defined simply as a fart that hurts. This is usually the result of chapped asshole, extraordinary flatulence, or other common ass problems.
Mike- I ate so much cabbage and beans last night that I had terrible furts.
Meghan- Did you try chapstick on the asshole?
Mike- No because I only have mentholated chapstick, and if I put it on my asshole I won't be able to eat it.
Meghan- I think I ate your chapstick.
Meghan- Did you try chapstick on the asshole?
Mike- No because I only have mentholated chapstick, and if I put it on my asshole I won't be able to eat it.
Meghan- I think I ate your chapstick.
by Marc Sauve December 21, 2005
When one is to drop a gargantuan turd but blast a fart halfway through causing a rapid unscheduled disassembly.
by victorcharlieinthefield January 18, 2021
by Furtmonger99 January 6, 2010
by Marc Sauve December 16, 2005
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by Dark Scopez December 4, 2020
1. Being ass-raped so much that it hurts.
2. It encapsulates all of the disgustingly negative qualities that a person can possess.
2. It encapsulates all of the disgustingly negative qualities that a person can possess.
by melissa12345 July 1, 2009