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Quote said by the fabulous fetus Harry Styles when an interviewer ask him who was his first real crush, and that was his answer, and you know what? It was actually mutual and they´ve discussed it.
H-"My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson", I- "What he thinks about yet?", H-"Its mutual, we´ve discussed it"
by Lou´s Fooking avocados November 10, 2020
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Warowl’s first law of counter strike

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.
Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.
by Curio234 April 15, 2021
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Firstname Bunchofnumbers

A username that starts off with a common word (often a first name) and ends with a bunch of numbers. Sometimes two names are used at the beginning, but it is always followed by a bunch of numbers.

This is generally the result of attempting to acquire a specific username that had already been taken and settling for one that starts with the desired username, but given a number to indicate they're just one of many.

This acceptance of a generic numbered naming convention is often suggested as the result of an account created for a sophisticated conversational AI, or bot, designed to propagate misinformation. This notion is especially convincing when the apparent bot starts writing in grammatically/logically incoherent replies.

It should be noted that someone willing to accept a name with a bunch of numbers is equally likely to commit comments/replies with incoherent replies and unconfirmed assertions as any bot.

When used to address someone whose name ends with a bunch of numbers, it is almost always implied that the addressee has shitty opinions.
"Hello my name is Firstname Bunchofnumbers and i have some incredibly shitty opinions" ~ the first use of the term as used by wuooods
by b_b_OK June 14, 2020
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first lady of the United States

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.
Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018
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The first rule of Kpop

the first/number one rule of K-pop:

Don't fall in love with an idol.
I just started stanning The Boyz and I broke the first rule of kpop
by •o• June 14, 2021
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Friends first

When someone on a dating app is wasting other people's time because they want attention and to be friends but not actually date.

A recent study by John Hopkins University showed 93.154% of people who want friends first have trust issues and are afraid of intimacy or sex. Because of this it will be very hard for them to have a healthy relationship.
Friends first is the unpaid internship of the dating world. They want you to do all the same work and use you but don't want to give you any benefits.
by Wordiculous May 22, 2022
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