Muck Fuffin

Friendly way of saying Fuck Muffin. Formed by switching the m and the f. Used often as a substitute for the yelling "shit!"

John: Hey you're gf's breaking up with you.
Jack: Muck Fuffin!

by My Diablo Man January 14, 2011

Mug Fuffin

Mug Fuffin - An insult used to describe someone who has acted in such a way which causes you to call them a Fuckin' Mug/Muffin. However in the anger/passion/frustration of your insult, the words have been jumbled.

"YOUR'E SUCH A MUG FUFFIN!" - "Oi that lad is a bit of a mug fuffin' int' he"

by BloweyJoey May 15, 2015

faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.

I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.

by eydryan September 20, 2011

fluffing the devil

v. to enable one with ill-intentions.

Mike has really got to stop fluffing the Devil or the jackass VP's multi-channel, deep dive initiative will only get worse for us.

by Slingblade October 23, 2013

Fluffinator

Someone who gossips or speaks without purposeful intent. One who's sole/soul purpose is to cause drama, chaos and/or negativity. I.e.Melanie is the office fluffinator.

I.E., Melanie is the office fluffinator.

by D-Woman August 5, 2018

Feffing

To touch yourself or someone else in a way that could be deemed innapropriate sexually.

"Watch out for that Neil bloke he's a bit of a cock feffing rapist!"

"His hand were in his pockets and he was clearly feffing himself."

by Boneyemski September 30, 2009

fluffing a panda

This is a reference to GMM’s Rhett McLaughlin having an interracial 3 way where a furry dressed as a panda requires heavy petting to get in the mood.

Rhett was fluffing a panda which got ebony and ivory wet.

by Wordsmithingtonthe3rd March 28, 2023