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A commonly unknown and forgotten system used to represent how much you care about some one. The system works along with the metric system having: Milifucks, Centifucks, Fucks and Kilofucks. Usually when measuring the amount of fucks that some one gives towards another or something that happened a device called a Fuckometer is used. This will be a way to accurately determine how many fucks where given. Commonly 10-100 fucks are given in a situation, but in hard times and other uncommon events 3 kilofucks can occur. Current world record is held after a man named Elija Volk realized his girlfriend had a dick. 34.47 Kilofucks
Holy shit I just stubbed my toe

Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay
Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given
Fucks by BoysB4Toys May 29, 2018
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something i am completely out of
TC: Cool story bro, btw im out of give a fucks.. go kill yourself

Andre: ='(
fucks by TCWS October 3, 2011
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An abbreviation of the term 'Fucking Sucks'

Such as:
Ex. 1:
Guy: Aw man dude, my date last night turned out to be a dude, and he raped me!

Friend: Fucks to be you dude

Ex. 2:
Guy: Holy shit! The football game was canceled? This fucks!
Fucks by Brother Yas April 29, 2009
Standard unit to measure how much someone care
She gave maybe 4 and a half fucks
Person 1: what do you want to eat
Person2:a quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give

Fuck-o meter confirms zero fucks given
Fucks by Mr.kirito:) July 13, 2018
I really fucks your outfit
Fucks by Tkxy May 17, 2021
Adjective/Verb/; when something is better than good, and better than awesome, and the way and the only way to describe it is that it doesn’t have sex, it fucks
“How’s that Cinnamon Toast Crunch with chocolate milk?”

It fucks!”
Fucks by Bexar210 July 7, 2021