fuckwit

A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.

Manos, you're a fuckwit.

by Jon Fuller October 17, 2003

fuckwit

any living organism capable of rationalisation skills but rather chooses to put aside any common sense and reason and mindlessly fucks-up (blunders and turns to shit) everything this waste of life and bane on existance happens upon. such entities often times also possess tendencies to verbalize and promote their opinions,thoughts,and feelings as though they were rules of nature and uncompromising truths and universal fact

some fuckwit sideswiped my car today while it was parked inside the garage blamed global warming and the gay agenda.

my fuckwit nephew knocked-up both his sister twice last year.

by grandmakunt June 10, 2016

fuckwitery

when one is demostrating at being a total fuckwit, they are are said to be performing fuckwitery

You are a total fuckwit, in fact you are at the top of the league of fuckwitery

by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012

Fuckwit

Someone who wastes time perusing pointless sites like Urban Dictionary rather than doing something productive. Applies particularly to those who submit definitions.

Mark: "Get anything useful done today TOM?"

Tom: "Nah, been fucking around on Youtube and Urban Dictionary all day."

Tom is a fuckwit.

by Don't do quack kids. July 19, 2017

Fuckwit

A very foolish person; idiot; imbecile; cockwomble; muppet; douche bag; somebody who makes outrageously idiotic statements while convinced that they are absolutely correct; somebody who doesn't understand basic English, or other appropriate language, or grasp fundamental concepts; somebody who is incapable of reason or logic; someone who acts in an egregious fashion.

Did you see that fuckwit, John, on Shiva's panel last night?

by The Church of 4 September 2, 2021

Falcon bay fuckwit

A drop kick from falcon bay

Hey look it’s the falcon bay fuckwit

by Djjshshs December 2, 2021

fuckwithable

the percentage one is able to or unable to fuck with a person place or thing

My cat is just SO fuckwithable.

He's not so fuckwithable.

by JustV August 22, 2014