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Faubite

A teenage female usually noted as short, having boyish features, and often enjoys reading books about philosophy.
A: Guys! Let's go read books on philosophy!
B: Yeah!
C: Wow, you guys are such faubites.
by Simone de Beaulieu May 27, 2009
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Fabits

That moment when your starting a road trip at 2am and everyone is asleep but you are hungry so you open the bag of munchies and all you hear in the car is the sound of you eating ::Crunch Crunch Crunch:: the passenger turns around and you say "don't judge me, it is just 'Fat-Kid Habit" and he responds with "FABITS".
"I could really go for some pizza right now" "Dude we just ate 10 minutes ago, FABITS"

"My fabits are out of control I just bought a 12 pack from Taco Bell...for myself"
by Fat Kid Anonymous May 17, 2013
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fubijar

(chiefly military) acronym for "F*ck you, buddy. I'm just a reservist."
Used primarily during annual two-week activation period required of all military reservists.
Petty Officer - Johnson, you're on garbage detail.
Johnson - (muttered) Fubijar.
by Ivan January 23, 2004
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i want fuit gummy

a catch phrase with an uncertain origin and meaning, often seen in top text/bottom text formatted memes over random images
i want fuit gummy
what the fuck, greg”
by laarge November 15, 2019
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fabita

I'd fabita all night
by arshesnei June 25, 2010
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Fugitive

A game created in Saratoga, CA that traditionally takes place in the Golden Triangle but can be applied to any suburban area. Fugitive involves anywhere from 10-25 high school kids, usually upperclassmen. The point of the game is to run from one central place (such as a school) to another central place (such as a local store) while other players chase the runners in cars. The rules are simple, no taking major roads, no cheating, runners get a several minute head start, and you must make it to your final destination in under 45 minutes. Fugitive games always take place at nighttime or anytime when it’s dark. Jumping into random yards, hiding in bushes, and trying to camouflage in shadows are the norm. The runners usually win as it only takes one runner to constitute a victory for the runners. The drivers typically have another person riding with them in the car. Their job is to jump out and tag the runner or call out his/her name if they are clearly identifiable. Once a runner is tagged or called out, they join the driver and ride in the car until the end of the game. Unfortunately, many Fugitive games end up being cut short by the arrival of the cops as some residents see the kids and mistake them for burglars or shady people trying to rob them. If the cops come, they usually come in force, three to four squad cars is not uncommon. Sometimes they'll let you go, other times they'll take names down.
Guy: Hey, do you want to play Fugitive? I've got about 15 people going already.
Girl: Yeah sure, that sounds like fun.

Cop: What the hell are you kids doing? Curfew is 11:00.
Guy 1: Sorry officer, we were playing a game.
Cop: Well that's not what it looked like, we already sent a chopper up to scan the area from Moffet Field.
Guy 2: Bullshit.
by VonClippings (L.A.B.) January 27, 2006
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FUBT

Fucked Up But True - FUBT, HAIM, Women in Music Pt. III, 2020
It's fucked up but it's true (FUBT), That I love you like I do
by SimpliComplex May 10, 2021
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