FTD

Frontotemporal Dementia. formerly known as Pick's Disease is a dementia that initially attacks the frontal and temporal lobes of the brain, before spreading throughout the rest of the brain eventually causing death.
The US Social Security Administration now lists FTD as a condition which qualifies one for Social Security Disability payments.

My wife was laid off from her job at age 59, and shortly thereafter was diagnosed with FTD (Frontotemporal Dementia).
by TheMickster April 03, 2011
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Acronym. Stands for 'Fuck the Dornier'. Used on social media, text messages but rarely spoken. It began being used so that passengers and non aviation personnel would not be aware you were annoyed with the aircraft, much like the acronym 'FML'

The phrase is used to describe a hardship at work relating to a fault or short coming of your aircraft.

The phrase is widely used amongst airline crew in relation to a hardship at work. It originated from crew operating the Dornier 328 aircraft but due to staff rotation to other operators the phrase has started to become widespread.
We are stranded in Gatwick, as the aircraft is broken, FTD.

Why do passengers bring such large bags on the aircraft, FTD.
by Sundsvall500 December 15, 2012
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Another version of FML, meaning Fuck This Day. Used when not wanting to sound like a retard by saying FML too much. Instead, using FTD to get your point across that just because something wrong happened today, it doesn't mean your entire life sucks because of it.
"I fell down the stairs earlier. FTD."

"I woke up and everything just kept going wrong. FTD."
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Spiros:Mamma are you FTD
Mom:I dont like that word. Ill FTD you in a minute.
by Spiros Vithoulkas February 10, 2005
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"Just put FTD on my timesheet for the last 4 hours"

by Dave Clark April 28, 2003
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when the U of O beats your football team, one would say "FTD!"
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the abbreviation for the term fck the dumb shit. and the official stamp for the fck the dumb shit. clothing line.
by nicholas keith July 24, 2011
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